“Leave it to Lisa to have such Great Common Sense”
Matt and Lisa, a couple who owned a small business, were in route to Europe when their plane was forced to land because of engine problems. The plane lands safely on the island and everyone deplanes safely. After a while old Matt turns to his wife and says, "This island appears to be uncharted and desolate. The odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of our lives! This is horrible, simply horrible!"
After a few minutes his wife Lisa asks, "Did we pay our quarterly federal income tax yet?"
"No. What a ridiculous thing to ask now!" says Matt.
She replies, "Did you remember to mail off our state taxes before we left?"
Lisa begins to grin. "So, what are you smiling about!?" an exasperated Matt asks.
"They'll find us!!" says Lisa.
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