“Sounds like a carpenter that once worked for me”

“Sounds like a carpenter that once worked for me”

 

 

Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.

So Bob went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. He got a great night's sleep and actually beat the alarm in the morning. After a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work.

"Boss," he said, "the pill my doctor subscribed me actually worked!"

"That's all fine," said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

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Joe Petrowsky, NMLS #6869

Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS #2709

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Manchester, Ct. 06042

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Comment balloon 5 commentsJoe Petrowsky • June 14 2018 01:14PM
“Sounds like a carpenter that once worked for me”
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“Sounds like a carpenter that once worked for me” Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So… more
“Of Course We can Work Together”
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“Of Course We can Work Together” Mr. Petrowsky It has been a few months since we have interacted, we owe you an apology. I’m sure you recall we never went through with the mortgage application because we thought the rate available to us… more
“Demand for Renovation Loans Continue to Grow”
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“Demand for Renovation Loans Continue to Grow” Hi Joe- I just wanted to run some numbers by you to see if we are still on track for approval and also should I get the required docs at this point? We need to pay off our current mortgage 206K… more
“Yes, I can do Foreign National Mortgages”
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“Yes, I can do Foreign National Mortgages” Hi Joe, Your name was given to me by my USA attorney, as I will need a mortgage to purchase a second in your state. We are in the negotiation stage, the purchase price will most likely be around… more
“Unfortunately Closing Costs are a Problem”
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“Unfortunately Closing Costs are a Problem” Thank you for handling the pre-qualification so quickly and for sending me the referral for the home inspector. Could you refer a real estate agent as well? Although the lady I spoke to was nice… more
“A Very Scary Thought! ”
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“A Very Scary Thought! ” A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork. "… more
“We can Absolutely do another FHA Mortgage for this Client”
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“We can Absolutely do another FHA Mortgage for this Client” Good morning Joe, hope all is well. This couple we did bought a home in Springfield a couple of years ago. They are now asking me about purchasing in Hamden or Wilbraham and how… more
“Owner Financing was the Best Decision based on the Situation”
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“Owner Financing was the Best Decision based on the Situation” Hi Joe. Thank you so very much for meeting with Mike and I yesterday. You certainly know your stuff and really appreciate your input. Hopefully Mike and I will work on a… more
“The Church Ladies Bulletins”
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“The Church Ladies Bulletins” These sentences supposedly appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be… more
“A USDA Mortgage is a Perfect Solution”
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“A USDA Mortgage is a Perfect Solution” You mentioned USDA as the best mortgage option for me, could I get approved for a loan that is 0% down? As you know, I settled all my collection accounts over the past few months so I don’t have much… more