“I Would Give Up My Yachting for Sure”

“I Would Give Up My Yachting for Sure”

 

 

 

 

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life. When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to make a talk about yachting," his wife thought this a little peculiar but said nothing more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, "I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?" His mate said smiling, 'Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!." The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, "Strange, he has only done it twice and the second time he was sick."

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“I Would Give Up My Yachting for Sure”
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“I Would Give Up My Yachting for Sure” A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, "At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex. " The evening arrives and he gives a detailed,… more
“Thank You for Including Me into this Email”
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“Seeing Mortgage Solutions”
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“Seeing Mortgage Solutions” Joe, I can’t tell you how happy we are to have been introduced to you. Thank you very much for getting us over the hump. Very good idea on your behalf, I have no clue why you could see a solution that no one… more
“Johnny is a Quick Learner isn’t He? ”
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“Johnny is a Quick Learner isn’t He? ” A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? " Johnny says,… more
“Yes, Central Air Can be Part of a 203K”
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“Yes, Central Air Can be Part of a 203K” So Doug’s bid can even come up to $105, 000, the full amount for the renovations? Another question: Could we add on approximately another $20, 000 to the mortgage to put in central air as part of… more
“I Continue to Change my Mind”
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“I Continue to Change my Mind” Well we did it, we closed, even though it took us a year to find the right house and at a monthly payment we felt comfortable. Thank you for hanging in there with us and continually coaching us through the fog… more
“Sounds like He Paid too much”
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“Sounds like He Paid too much” A man sees an ad for a $50 cruise on Craigslist. Despite his better judgement, he grabs some cash and makes his way to the address given in the ad. He opens the door to a small office and is knocked unconscious… more
“Interest Rates WILL be going Lower! ”
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“Interest Rates WILL be going Lower! ” Hi Joe, Our renovation project will be completed in about a month, is it time for us to begin the refinance process? I am sure that we have built up a lot of equity and the goal is the refinance and stop… more
“Almost Impossible NOT to Qualify”
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“Almost Impossible NOT to Qualify” Hi Mr. Joe, Hope everything is good, can you please advise me on a multifamily property for an investment. I would like to know what the requirements for a loan are as far as credit score and down payment… more
“Trouble for the Church Gossip”
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“Trouble for the Church Gossip” Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities but feared her… more