“I Had No Idea!”

“I Had No Idea!”

 

 

 

Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men!

Every year you get a brand-new crop to choose from.

No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

One usually makes a better pie.

They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!

If you don’t like the way he looks, you just carve up another face.

If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.

From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled head to begin with.

A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to be.

 

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Joe Petrowsky, NMLS #6869

Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS #2709

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Comment balloon 6 commentsJoe Petrowsky • October 29 2020 01:08PM
“I Had No Idea! ”
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“I Had No Idea! ” Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men! Every year you get a brand-new crop to choose from. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile. One usually makes a better pie. They are always on the… more
“Happy Halloween”
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“Happy Halloween” A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears: BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the… more
“Makes Perfect Sense to Me”
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“Makes Perfect Sense to Me” The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray. 'Take only ONE God is… more
“The Appraiser Screwed Us! ”
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“The Appraiser Screwed Us! ” The appraiser screwed us! My Realtor says the property is worth every bit of $290, 000 purchase price, but to come in with a value of $265, 000 is crazy. The Realtor gave a copy of the appraisal to the selling agent but… more
“Should I Continue to Prepay my Mortgage? ”
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“Should I Continue to Prepay my Mortgage? ” I guess maybe with the economy not looking so hot and Fed trying to keep rates low for a long time, I guess that rates may stay low for a while so no panic on refinancing. Hopefully in a few… more
“Who Said You Don’t Qualify? ”
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“Who Said You Don’t Qualify? ” Hey Joe, Just wanted to say hello and to tell you again how much I am enjoying my home. Working on a number of projects and every time I walk around my home I thank god for you. You had faith in me and you made… more
“Finding the Right Home Isn’t Easy”
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“Finding the Right Home Isn’t Easy” Good Morning Joe, We are still actively looking for a home it’s just been so crazy because we can’t keep up as houses are selling so fast but we are remaining hopeful and Andre is working fiercely to help us… more
“I Would Have Said I was Fine as Well! ”
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“I Would Have Said I was Fine as Well! ” An Irish farmer named Seamus had a car accident. In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus. "Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine? '"… more
“Marry our Neighbor”
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“Marry our Neighbor” A man has been ill for some time. Fearing that his end is near, he calls his wife to his bedside. "I have a last wish, " he says to her. "Promise me that two months after I die, you'll marry our neighbor, Ken… more
“Buying a Home Using a Reverse Mortgage”
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“Buying a Home Using a Reverse Mortgage” Mr. Petrowsky, Not sure if you would remember, but you did our mortgage for us 28 years ago. We’re in the same home and have less than 2 years on the mortgage. We were recently told by a friend… more