“One Way to Pay Off a Second Mortgage”

“One Way to Pay Off a Second Mortgage”

 

 

 

 

This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'."

"That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off."

 

 

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Joe Petrowsky, NMLS #6869

Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS #2709

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Comment balloon 2 commentsJoe Petrowsky • February 14 2019 02:54PM
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