“Pretty Smart Kid”

“Pretty Smart Kid”

 

 

 

 

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hers when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the door, the wife gives up, wraps up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that towel you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $500 and leaves.

Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she walks back to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"

"It was Bob the next-door neighbor and he..."

The husband interrupts, "Did he have the $500 bucks he owes me?"

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