“Signs, signs, everywhere a sign”

“Signs, signs, everywhere a sign” 

 

 

 

In a veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

 

Brian B. sends this sign from a Florida air conditioning company:

"Your wife is hot ....... fix the air conditioner."

 

At the electric company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

 

In a restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

 

In the front yard of a funeral home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 

In a Tokyo hotel:

Please take advantage of the chamber maid.

 

At a propane filling station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills."

 

In a Chicago radiator shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

Sign on the back of a septic tank truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."

 

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Comment balloon 7 commentsJoe Petrowsky • October 12 2018 02:05PM
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