“The Glorious Leader Visits a Pig Farm”

“The Glorious Leader Visits a Pig Farm”

 

 

Kim Jong-Un visits a pig farm and has the obligatory propaganda photo taken.

Later, three editors for the Pyongyang Times are facing the task of finding an appropriate caption.
#1: "How about 'The Glorious Leader among pigs'?"
#2: "Are you mad? That could cost us our heads!"
#3: "How's 'Even the farm animals look up to our Dear Leader'?"
#2: "No, no, no. Could be misinterpreted. We need something neutral."

They debate the entire evening.

The caption on the following day's issue simply states, "Kim Jong-Un, third from left."

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