“I wonder what the Officer was thinking?”

“I wonder what the Officer was thinking?”

 

 

 

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 feet 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 feet 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

 

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Comment balloon 9 commentsJoe Petrowsky • January 09 2018 02:59PM
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