“Signs, signs, everywhere a sign”

“Signs, signs, everywhere a sign” 




In a veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


Brian B. sends this sign from a Florida air conditioning company:

"Your wife is hot ....... fix the air conditioner."


At the electric company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."


In a restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."


In the front yard of a funeral home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."


In a Tokyo hotel:

Please take advantage of the chamber maid.


At a propane filling station:

"Thank Heaven for little grills."


In a Chicago radiator shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."


Sign on the back of a septic tank truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."


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Comment balloon 8 commentsJoe Petrowsky • October 12 2018 02:05PM
“Signs, signs, everywhere a sign”
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“We Do Business in 8 States”
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“A New Way to Look at Spirituality”
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“Are You Serious? ”
“Are You Serious? ” Hi Joe, I was wondering with home inspections, do any test results of radon, well water, septic, etc have to have a passing test result for loan approval of USDA loan that I will be doing in New Hampshire? The real… more
“Doing a 203K Loan on a Mixed-Use Property”
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“Nothing Better than Family Referrals”
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“Moving to a Higher Interest Rate? ”
“Moving to a Higher Interest Rate? ” Joe, I thought you were crazy when you suggested I give up my 3. 75% rate and move one percent higher and payoff all my debts. I might of understood the credit card debts, but the cars? The numbers don’t… more
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