“What’s the Difference between a Mechanic and a Heart Surgeon?”

“What’s the Difference between a Mechanic and a Heart Surgeon?”

 

 

 

 

 

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon wandering around the shop.

The mechanic shouts from across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So, how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

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