“Don’t Read if You are Easily Offended”
Welcome to 2019...first snowfall of the season!
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous breasts saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender (man? woman?) person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burka.
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The local equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen. I replied "Snowballs" and I am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.
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