“It’s All in How You Ask the Question?”

“It’s All in How You Ask the Question?”

 

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Widows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with a hammer."

Ten minutes later the wife texts back, "Computer really messed up now!"

Subscribe to my blog via Email:

 

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

 

Joe Petrowsky, NMLS #6869

Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS #2709

110 Main St.

Manchester, Ct. 06042

Office: 860 647-7701 x116

Fax: 860 647-8940

Cell: 860 836-9294

Email: joe@righttracfg.com

www.righttracfg.com

www.joepetrowsky.com

Like me on facebookfollow me on twitterConnect with me on linkedin

Joe Petrowsky does not guarantee nor is in any way responsible for the accuracy of the information provided herein, and provides said information without warranties of any kind, either expressed or implied.

Equal Housing Statement: We are pledged to the letter and spirit of U.S. policy for the achievement of equal housing opportunity throughout the Nation. We encourage and support an affirmative advertising and marketing program in which there are no barriers to obtaining housing becuase of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin.

Comment balloon 3 commentsJoe Petrowsky • December 16 2019 07:49PM
“It’s All in How You Ask the Question? ”
share
“It’s All in How You Ask the Question? ” Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Widows frozen, won't open. " Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with a hammer. " Ten… more
“Big Pay Day Makes it a Happy Monday”
share
“Big Pay Day Makes it a Happy Monday” Hi Joe! Happy Monday! I hope you are having a great vacation, well deserved I’m sure! I just wanted to let you know that the funds from the estate were available to me on Friday. I am paying all debts… more
“Some Good Intentions Don’t Work Out”
share
“Some Good Intentions Don’t Work Out” Hi Joe, Just curious how long after I get off the house mortgage that I co-signed will it take so I can get my own home loan? I would like to start looking for a home as soon as possible… more
“Don’t Read if You are Easily Offended”
share
“Don’t Read if You are Easily Offended” Welcome to 2019… first snowfall of the season! 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist… more
“Is It Time to Get back into the Mortgage Business? ”
share
“Is It Time to Get back into the Mortgage Business? ” Hi Joe, I have been following your mortgage practice for many years and have always admired the way you do business. I have actually referred clients a number of times in the last few years… more
“Your Loan Got Denied, Does that Mean it’s Over? ”
share
“Your Loan Got Denied, Does that Mean it’s Over? ” I know you told me there was a possibility I would get denied if I went to my bank, do you still feel we should move to one of your lenders? What are the chances that another lender will do it… more
“The Wife Made a Very Good Investment”
share
“The Wife Made a Very Good Investment” A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client. "Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news. " The art collector replied, "You… more
“How Long Before a Collection Comes Off My Credit report? ”
share
“How Long Before a Collection Comes Off My Credit report? ” Joe, How are you and hope you had a nice Thanksgiving! I paid off 1 of the derogatory accounts, however it’s still on credit report and I asked for a settlement statement but nothing… more
“Don’t Overpay When Obtaining a HELOC”
share
“Don’t Overpay When Obtaining a HELOC” Joe, As you well know, we always look to you when it comes to our mortgages and now need some advice. We are looking to increase our current line of credit. Basically, they said that we have to reapply… more
“Ever wonder… ”
share
“Ever wonder… ” If twins ever realize that one of them was unplanned? What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it? If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? Which letter is… more