“The other morning it had been snowing all night. So, the morning goes like this”

“The other morning it had been snowing all night. So, the morning goes like this”

 

 

 

8:00   I made a snowman.

8:10   A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15   So, I made a snow woman.

8:17   The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.

8:20   The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.

8:25   The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28   I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31   The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.

8:40   Someone calls the cops who show up to see what's going on.

8:42   I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon.

8:45  Local TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I joke, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

8:52   My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.

9:00   I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.

9:10   I am asked if I have any accomplices.

9:29   A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the America we live in today!

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